Jeremiah. 5th March 2016.

[This is written realtime, no edits, because tweets, snapchats and instagrams are overrated, and stifling.] I have only one question: what the fuck are these people wearing? It feels like everyone here has some sort of identity crisis. Which would bother me, as well, because what the fuck am I doing here? And then I…

Malaika. 16th Feb. 2016

2:32 PM. Rubaga. Fluffy! I have missed you terribly Fluffy! You’re my bestest best friend in the whooole wide world! What’s wrong, Fluffy? Why are you sad sad sad? Oh! I know! It’s tea-time! I will be right back! Don’t go anywhere, Fluffy or I will be very sad sad! Okay, here’s your cup and…

Okurut. 15th Feb. 2016.

2:14PM. Kitintale. Okurut looked up from his watch and stared at the sky. The sun was particularly hot today, he thought. There hadn’t been a drop of rain in weeks and the weather people who normally gave updates after news on the television didn’t know what they were saying any more. He pulled out a handkerchief…